Subject: student evals (fwd)


It's just about that time of year where us college students fill out those
Student Evaluation Forms for the classes we take.  If you can't think of
anything to write down, try these...

Student Evaluation Ideas
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1." The course was very thorough.  What wasn't covered in class was
     covered on the final exam."

2." Problem sets are a decoy to lure you away from potential exam
     material."

3." Recitation was great. It was so confusing that I forgot who I was,
     where I was, and what I was doing-- It's a great stress
     reliever!"

4." Text is useless.  I use it to kill roaches in my room."

5." Text makes a satisfying thud when it hits the floor."

6." Notes are confusing...someone with knowledge of English should
     proofread it."

7." Have you ever fallen asleep in class and woke up in another?
     That's the way I felt all term."

8." He teaches like speedy Gonzalez on a caffeine high."

9." Help, I've fallen asleep and I can't wake up!"

10." Information was presented like a ruptured fire hose-- spraying
       in all directions-- no way to stop it."

11. " This class was a religious experience for em...I had to take it
       all on faith."

12. " What's the quality of the text? 'Text is printed on high
       quality paper.'"

and finally,

13. " I would sit in class and stare out the window at squirrels.
        They've got a cool nest in the tree!"